A version that the APA team will be singing this festive period….
🎵 On the first day of Christmas, my payroll gave to me
A payslip that's accurate-y!
🎵 On the second day of Christmas, my payroll gave to me
Two tax adjustments,
And a payslip that's accurate-y!
🎵 On the third day of Christmas, my payroll gave to me
Three missed allowances,
Two tax adjustments,
And a payslip that's accurate-y!
🎵 On the fourth day of Christmas, my payroll gave to me
Four redundancy calcs,
Three missed allowances,
Two tax adjustments,
And a payslip that's accurate-y!
🎵 On the fifth day of Christmas, my payroll gave to me
FIVE ATO CALLS!
Four redundancy calcs,
Three missed allowances,
Two tax adjustments,
And a payslip that's accurate-y!
🎵 On the sixth day of Christmas, my payroll gave to me
Six super updates,
FIVE ATO CALLS!
Four redundancy calcs,
Three missed allowances,
Two tax adjustments,
And a payslip that's accurate-y!
🎵 On the seventh day of Christmas, my payroll gave to me
Seven LSL payments,
Six super updates,
FIVE ATO CALLS!
Four redundancy calcs,
Three missed allowances,
Two tax adjustments,
And a payslip that's accurate-y!
🎵 On the eighth day of Christmas, my payroll gave to me
Eight payroll tax reports,
Seven LSL payments,
Six super updates,
FIVE ATO CALLS!
Four redundancy calcs,
Three missed allowances,
Two tax adjustments,
And a payslip that's accurate-y!
🎵 On the ninth day of Christmas, my payroll gave to me
Nine pays recalculated,
Eight payroll tax reports,
Seven LSL payments,
Six super updates,
FIVE ATO CALLS!
Four redundancy calcs,
Three missed allowances,
Two tax adjustments,
And a payslip that's accurate-y!
🎵 On the tenth day of Christmas, my payroll gave to me
Ten staff complaining,
Nine pays recalculated,
Eight payroll tax reports,
Seven LSL payments,
Six super updates,
FIVE ATO CALLS!
Four redundancy calcs,
Three missed allowances,
Two tax adjustments,
And a payslip that's accurate-y!
🎵 On the eleventh day of Christmas, my payroll gave to me
Eleven system glitches,
Ten staff complaining,
Nine pays recalculated,
Eight payroll tax reports,
Seven LSL payments,
Six super updates,
FIVE ATO CALLS!
Four redundancy calcs,
Three missed allowances,
Two tax adjustments,
And a payslip that's accurate-y!
🎵 On the twelfth day of Christmas, my payroll gave to me
Twelve unpaid hours,
Eleven system glitches,
Ten staff complaining,
Nine pays recalculated,
Eight payroll tax reports,
Seven LSL payments,
Six super updates,
FIVE ATO CALLS!
Four redundancy calcs,
Three missed allowances,
Two tax adjustments,
And a payslip that's accurate-y!
Bonus Chorus for the Bosses:
🎶 "So, CFO, please hear me,
Payroll needs more than tea!
Invest in systems, give us time,
And we'll make your numbers shine!" 🎶
(🎄 For all the payroll champions doing the heavy lifting of calculations, compliance, and chaos, you're the real MVPs! 🎄)
