Grand Hyatt Washington
Washington, D.C.
(March 16, 2024)
10:32 P.M. EDT
THE PRESIDENT: Thank you, thank you, thank you. (Applause.) Thank you, thank you. I think I should sit down. (Laughter.)
Good evening.
AUDIENCE: Good evening.
THE PRESIDENT: It's great to be here at the Gridiron dinner, though it's six hours past my bedtime. (Laughter.)
What I love about the Gridiron are the opportunities for young people, like Dan Balz and Al Hunt. (Laughter.) But it was tough to see Mitch McConnell announce he's stepping down as GOP leader. I hate to see a friend give up in his prime. (Laughter.)
Look, it's been a long night. So, I'll keep my remarks just a few minutes less than my State of the Union. (Laughter.) Kamala will stand up 83 times, because even the press has to admit: I crushed it. (Laughter and applause.) Granted, your expectations were so low, I just had to show up and remember who the president is. (Laughter.) That's the press, always underestimating me.
But Kamala and I and the members of the administration here tonight are proud — proud of our accomplishments on behalf of the American people: record job growth, wages rising, rigging the Super Bowl for Taylor Swift. (Laughter.)
There have been some bright spots in the media. I heard Wordle website is actually doing news now. You get that? (Laughter.) The New York Ti- — anyway — (laughter).
We know not everyone is feeling the progress we're making. We're committed to helping the little guy. Ron DeSantis, though, won't take our calls. (Laughter and applause.)
Our big plan to cancel student debt doesn't apply to everyone. Just yesterday, a defeated-looking man came up to me and said, "I'm being crushed by debt. I'm completely wiped out." I said, "Sorry, Donald, I can't help you." (Laughter and applause.)
But we're lucky to have great partners, including Governor Whitmer of Michigan. She did a great job tonight. (Applause.) Gretchen and I both joined the picket line of UAW workers.
A strong union can make a corporation quiver, at least that's what Jeff Bezos has been telling me at dinner. (Laughter and applause.) Jeff is a big supporter of journalism. He's the richest man in the world, and that's even with owning The Washington Post. (Laughter.)
Believe it or not, Republican Governor Cox of Utah is a good friend. He also did a great job tonight — a really great job tonight. (Applause.) He's smart, he's civil, he's willing to stand up to extremists — or, as we call that, he's a good Democrat. (Laughter.) God bless you, man. I hope I don't get you in too much trouble. (Laughter.)
I heard House Republicans were going to do a skit tonight, but they couldn't get a speaker. (Laughter.)
And the biggest joke of the night: an impeachment inquiry. Imagine believing something so baseless that has a zero chance of succeeding. But Republicans would rather fail at impeachment than succeed at anything else. (Laughter.)
They want a secure border — bor- — border, but they block it. We had the strongest border bill ever that we've c- — come up with. They take credit for one of the biggest infrastructure laws, but voted against it. And I'm the one confused? (Laughter and applause.)
Hell, my good friend, the Taoiseach of Ireland, is here tonight to celebrate St. Patrick's Day tomorrow. He took one look at Congress, and he asked for another Guinness. (Laughter.)
Of course, the big news this week is two candidates clinched their parties' nomination for president. One candidate is too old and mentally unfit to be president. The other is me. (Laughter and applause.)
Look, I'm running against the same guy that I beat in 2020. But don't tell him. He thinks he's running against Barack Obama. (Laughter.) That's what he said.
And another big difference between us: I know what I value most. I'm Jill Biden's husband, and I know her name. (Laughter and applause.)
In the coming months, Kamala and I will be making the case how Americans are better off than four years ago, how we got so much through the pandemic, turned around the economy, reestablished America's leadership in the world. All without encouraging the American people to inject bleach. (Laughter.) All without destroying the economy, embarrassing us around the world, or — or itching for insurrection.
Look, I wish these were jokes, but they're not. As I said in my State of the Union Address, we live in an unprecedented moment in democracy, an unpre- — and an unprecedented moment for history. Democracy and freedom are literally under attack.
Putin is on the march in Europe. My predecessor bows down to him and says to him, "Do whatever the hell you want." A former American president actually said that.
Joining us tonight is the prime minister of Estonia and the Ukrainian ambassador to the United States. I say — (applause) — I say to Putin and told him in person we will not — we will not bow down. They will not bow down, and I will not bow down. Period. (Applause.)
Here at home, our basic freedom is under assault — the freedom to vote, the freedom to choose, and so much more.
The lies about the 2020 election, the plots to overturn it, to embrace the January 6th insurrectionists pose the gravest threat to our democracy since the American Civil War.
In 2020, they failed. But you all know the threat remains, a poison cours- — coursing through the veins of our democracy. Disinformation everywhere. There's a toxic cycle of anger and conspiracy. Massive — massive changes in the media industry, with pursue, with pursue, with pursue. Pursuing what? Pursuing heat and pursuing — instead of light.
All the while, the other guy calls you the free press. Well, he calls you the enemy of the people, even as many of you risk your lives to do your job and sometimes even give your lives to do your jobs.
I made clear we're doing everything we can to bring Evan and Austin home and all Americans wrongly detained around the world. (Applause.) And we'll not give up.
Folks, every single one of us has a role to play in making sure American democracy endures. This year, you, the free press, have a bigger role than ever.
Let me state the obvious. You're not the enemy of the people. You are a pillar of any free society. And I may not always agree with your coverage or admire it, but I do admire your courage.
Good journalism holds a mirror up to a country for us to reflect the good, the bad, the truth about who we are.
This is not hyperbole: We need you. We need you. Democracy is at risk, and the American people need to know. In fractured times, they need a context and a perspective. They need substance to match the enormity of the task.
As a result, the choices you make really matter. And each story you make makes democracy stronger.
I know it's possible because I know the American story. We're a great nation. We're good people, defined by core values of honesty, decency, dignity, light over darkness, courage over fear, and truth over lies.
These are also the bedrock principles of good journalism.
So, tonight, I'd like to toast the free press and toast to the American people and the enduring causes of democracy and freedom.
May God bless you all. And may God protect our troops.
Thank you. (Applause.)
10:41 P.M. EDT
