Offender Actually Wants Jocks For Christmas

Police are on the hunt for the only Victorian who may actually want Santa to bring underpants on Christmas day.

Emergency services responded to reports of a fire out the front of a fast-food business, on Doncaster Road in Doncaster East, about 3am this morning.

Investigators believe that a small fire was deliberately lit at the premises, causing sprinklers to activate soon after.

Burnt underpants were found nearby.

The fire was quickly extinguished, leaving a small burn mark on the footpath.

It appears that the culprit may have set themselves alight, given that singed shoes, pants and jocks were located at the scene.

Despite a thorough search of the area, the semi-naked offender was not located.

The investigation into circumstances surrounding the fire remains ongoing.

Anyone with information or who witnessed the incident is urged to contact Crime Stoppers on 1800 333 000 or log onto www.crimestoppers.com.au

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